Review of "The J.O.B (2016)"

The story is about a journalist called Zoe, the character played by jessica drake: she becomes more and more interested in the porn star Asa Akira (playing herself in the movie). She reads Asa's book, Insatiable (a little advertisement of the real book, but hey, it's good anyway) and they talk a lot. These conversations change Zoe to a hardcore porn fan.

The first scene is a nice movie in a movie shot: Adriana Chechick and Asa Akira are shooting a porn scene. I really like how jessica's character looks uncomfortable and awkward watching the dirty hot scene in front of her. Furthermore, Asa and Adriana do their best in this fine foursome scene, doing vivid blowjobs and recieving hardcore poundings from the hung guys. It definitely improves when they switch partners: Asa seems to be born to suck black cock so her blowjob and the anal shots are looking really great. Also her facial shot with the cum spraying on her face like a water fountain -- plus, she recieves another one by kneeling beside Adriana and sharing the other guy's load with each other. Big kudos to Brad Armstrong for directing the scene inside the scene ordering the girls on a bored voice (playing himself in the movie, just like Asa Akira?).

This is where Zoe's sexual awekening begins. She has a ver hot lesbian scene with Asa, then a really hard straight one with Eric Masterson. She's trying harder and dirtier things from scene to scene; and her character's development is the basic storyline of the movie.

As a next scene, we get a very mediocrish fuck flick with Brad Armstrong and Mia Li in the toilet. I didn't really see the point of this scene so just move along and skip to the really great shot in the interior of a plane. Brad Armstrong is directing the scene inside the scene again, directing Asa and Ryan Driller through a hot fucking. I really liked how the sweat appeared on their body and how professionaly yet sensously they did their job. Zoe is included in the scene as a stewardess, doing a cameo thing at first, but Asa decides she sends her partner behind the scenes, to Zoe for a sloppy second. This little extra develops Zoe further so you can easily understand how easily she and her partner join the orgy at the end of the movie. 

And what a hot orgy it is! Bodies joining for hot intercourses, Asa and jessica both being DPd, recieving nice facials. It's just a must see, from the funny opening until the cum showers at the end!

 

I've found this the best Wicked movie in years, for sure. If you want to watch a romantic yet hardcore piece with your beloved one, this is definitely your thing.

Review of "Suicide Squad XXX An Axel Braun Parody (2016)"

What I really liked in this movie is the writer Axel Braun did dare to step away from the storyline of the original Suicide Squad movie. I checked out the porn version before watching the original one, so I hardly understood the connection between the characters, but everything made sense after watching the original one.

The characters basically look the same, but the story is slightly different, and Joker is having a more serious role. Kudos to Tommy Pistol for playing that character!

 As other additional characters, Killer Frost, Poison Ivy and The Riddler also appear in a threesome - Axel Braun is clearly a comic fan.

My favourite scene was Asa Akira and Lexington Steele doing great interracial anal. Asa looked always naturally hot with a black cock, she seems to be born for doing black interracial. The scene looks absolutely hot, with a facial at the end - including shooting sperm on the red circle of her mask, because he is, you know, Deadshot and he can aim and shoot straight to the target.

And for the last scene, Axel Braun also shot the dream scene of probably every Batman-fan: Batman and Joker fucking Harley Quinn together! It's really fun to watch them, although I really missed a DP at the end.

This movie is clearly made by and for fans, they will like the details and hidden hints all over. So if you liked the original Suicide Squat, try the porn version! IT will be fun!

Here's a SFW trailer: check it out:

Review of 'Asa Goes to Hell (2016)'

I'm a huge fan of Asa Akira. I've watched a lot of movies of her, maybe all, read her book and wrote a ton of reviews about her work. I was excited to see her new movie, especially because she's starring in all the scenes. But I only felt disappointment when I had finally put my hands on it.

Let's review the scenes one by one, going backwards, because this is the order in which these scenes are getting weaker and weaker.

The best thing in the last scene is the cake, really. It's smeared all over Asa's face and even the small figure of the married couple is put into her mouth.

It's not cum, it's just a piece of cake (bad joke, I know!)

Now it's cum with cake.

But anything else in this scene seems just routine. And getting fucked by two huge black cocks which are not hard? I don't understand why you can see this in porn so often. Why don't they just replace the actors?

What's wuth your snake, man?

Then there's a blowbang scene with three latex covered guys proved to be just boring. I mean, Asa does her thing, enjoying the three cocks whose owners can not be identified at all under the latex. And some of them don't really cum on Asa turned face to face, only sideways.

I think the message is too clear here. Porn stars and by them, women are objectified, we get it. Nobody cares about the male performers, we get it. Objectification on the third level, we really get it. But too much objectification turns the scene to a boring jerk-off circle. And listen up: latex doesn't look good on fat guys!

Sge's clearly an acrobat, but the guys are clearly not.

There are two other scenes which feels like fillers: an anal scene without any good-looking anal pose, and a lesbian scene with a voyeur guy who does absolutely nothing. The first scene contains even less: Asa masturbates while a couple is kissing in the background. That's right, they are kissing. And even Asa's high heels are just a normal black business-like pair, not even too sexy.

And we don't get any answer on the question raised by the title: why is Asa Akira in hell? Why all those black in every scene? Why is she wandering through the scenes? What will happen with her after the movie ends? These are not answered and somehow I don't even care. Mainly because a simple massage scene with Asa is more promising than this whole movie.

Looking forward to the next Asa-movie - I hope it will be better.

Review of 'Sinners Ball'

Brad Armstrong's latest movie starts promising: selected guests are invited to a private party. The set is well-organized, for example, the guests have to sign in on the skin of a hot brunette.

Even the first scene starts exciting and erotic: Jessica Drake chooses to be part of a foursome with Asa Akira and two hot guys. But at this point they switch to their routine and the do their professional, but kind of boring licking-sucking-hardcore-DP-cumshot turns. Good, but predictable. It's a bummer, really, making you scroll away.

And this is what you get for the rest of the scenes. Katrina Jade is locked in a cage, sucking off two guys. Sexy, but the theme is not going further, no face fucking or any other kind of power play. And the scene is even repeated later, Asa Akira and Jessica Drake sucking off other guys in the cage. Other than having more stars in there, it's not sexier at all. Throwing money at your slaves can be funny, but also boring after a few minutes. And the end of the scene is so empty I wonder Brad had even see this final cut.

Or there's the scene which starts with some cigarette smoking fetish with Destiny Dixon and Helly Mae Hellfire. They are teasing each other and their accompanying men on a couch outside the house. Would they have continued it there, with some slapping and playing around, it would have been a hell of a sexy scene. But they went inside a casual living room, turning the scene into a boring nailing.

The only really entertaining scene is when Brad Armstrong rents two sexy slaves, Adriana Luna and Chloe Amour for himself. The verbal power play and his evil grin turns this scene to the best part of the movie. The sex is not much, but the actors keep the lust and the tension until the end, creating a good chemistry between the characters.

Unfortunately, the last scene is just as boring as the previous ones. Chanel Preston should be gangbanged here in front of her husband, but it's just not right. There are moments when only one guy is fucking her, sometimes two. It's like those lame kung-fu shows, where the fighters are always limited to two selected ones instead of a real group scene. Furthermore, in this scene there's no DP, no slut-talk, the husband is not jerking his cock - although he gets a lazy blowjob at the end.

So, this is a decent movie, although misses any unique ideas or fantasy. It's not smarter than 50 Shades of Grey; besides, it's not smart at all.

About 'Underworld'

Have you ever seen porn classics like Dreamquest or Fallen? Where high quality porn meets good storytelling? This is what Underworld is about. Hot sex scenes with and an interesting journey into the human mind. I don't say it's psychologically exact but it's kind of moving, makes you think about your life. Or just fuck harder and wilder which is pretty good, I guess.

The story starts as many Wicked pieces: we have a normal couple having sex with each other. But even this scene is more than a simple vanilla session. Jessica makes sure Steven's cock gets really deep into her pussy and keeps straight eye contact throught the whole scene. Professional but lustful at the same time.

 After that, criminals attack them so the woman gets into coma. And she starts her journey to the white light and has a little sexy encounter at every stage of the trip.

The first stop of the journey with the crazy-looking cyborg Julia Ann is my favourite. She doesn't do more than sucks and jerks off the Beetlejuice-looking guy but she does it so sexy and wild which makes this scene the pitch of the whole movie.

Every scene is connected somehow to the events the woman goes through in the real life, in the surgery. It is set by colors, clothes and other pieces of the scenes. The scene where the heroine meets Asa Akira's character is connected to her life-saving operation with the red stuff everywhere. And Asa does what she always does: professional and hardcore sex scenes. She always works as a pro sex worker on her scenes and she does the same here as well. Both she and jessica are fucked anally and jessica even does DP here. At the end of the scene, they get and share a nice cumshot like old collegues do.

The next stages of the journey really reminded me on Dream Quest: Tommy Gunn's wise character helping jessica finding the right way, then she having a lesbian scene, then a threesome one. The resemblence might be not accidental: both Dream Quest and Underworld were directed by Brad Armstrong - he probably re-used some ideas from his earlier work.

We get another hot scene at the end, in which both jessica and her demon nemezis wear dark fetish clothes. jessica basically fights (and fucks) for her life here - this adds a special thrill to her hardcore moves, maximum deepthroats and the wild pounding she gets in her ass.

This movie is a must-see for anyone who likes hardcore porn with a good storyline. I would especially recommend it to kinky coupleswho already watched Pirates and Island Fever 4 and would like to watch (and of course, try) some new moves.

Watch and enjoy!

About 'Aftermath'

I haven't written a porn movie review in a month! Guess it's time to push out a new one since I've seen a lot lately. I'll start with the new Wicked piece Aftermath.

It is basically a porn drama, a piece of the genre invented by the Wicked company. They try to make movies which make you think about your life and the world around us. And they do a pretty good job in it with them. This new installment is about finding out secrets about a man/husband/dad. Let's see the official description:

"After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life."

The first two scenes are rather conventionally, Danny's parents doing it in Danny's mom's dream, and Danny fucking his girlfriend in the car. Altough well-photographed, but nothing special. Even Bonnie Rotten's scene in the bus is vilgar, cheap.

The good stuff begins when Danny meets Nina (jessica drake). He fells in love with her and she drives him deep into wild sexual adventures. And she really digs it! You can tell by the look in her eyes she really sees Danny's dad there. Or does she? This tension adds a twist to the old MILF - young boy cliché.

The best scene is where Nina takes Danny to the swingers' club. The whole Wicked team is here: Kaylani Lei, Asa Akira, the director Brad Armstrong and many more. And they are doing wild stuff: spanking, face fucking, anal, DP, anything for a hardcore orgy. Check out how Asa manages to smile even with a ball gag in her mouth and a cock on her face:

After learning a lot about Danny's dad, we get to know how he died.I don't want to spolier it because it's part of the drama but believe me, it's worth watching. Just like the whole movie.

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

About Asa Gets Wicked (2014)

What do you expect form an Asa Akira movie? She should put on some glasses, she should do lots of anal, facial, and maybe some DP, right? Now that's what Asa Gets Wicked is all about.

I admit, the first scene with Jessica Drake is totally hot, they are both banged in their asses with lust, and they seem to be really enjoying it. But all the other scenes are boring and predictable. And such a high dose of anal becomes boring after a while, as well. Even when she goes solo masturbating, she fucks herself in the ass with a shower butt plug.

And the end scene? Too many cuts, too quick sex. I didn't see Kaylani Lei's cumshot. But I saw a lot of horny men jumping on these pretty stewardesses like animals. I mean, this is all you got? Wicked movies used to have ideas and twists in them, with wonderful shots! Where are them now?

About The Ring

The Ring brings back the feeling of the good old Wicked Pictures movies. It stars Kaylani Lei playing the same cute girl character she always plays. Her ex-boyfriend visits her and she's involved in a trip searching for an engagement ring.

The sex scenes are usually average ones but Kaylani is still a professional and she does a wonderful job. And the story is kind of funny in the genre's dumb and not-too-serious way. This movie is just an easy flick, you can watch it with your partner and laugh, have sex and a good time during it. And that's what porn is for, isn't it?

About The Masterpiece

Here's this new story, The Masterpiece. It is intended to be a parody of all those B-category alien invasion bullshit movies, but it's not bad enought to be good. The story is boring, the girls seem to be bored, the locations are cheap and dirty. Besides, the sex scenes are lame ones.

The only thing good in it is Kaylani Lei. She still got it. The scene when her ass is being licked out under the shower by another girl... Priceless.

A review of Hotel No Tell

Wicked Pictures made a porn version of the classic movie Four Rooms. There are several sex scenes in several rooms, connected by the person of the bellhop. But this is piece isn't funny, isn't interesting, and the biggest drawback: isn't well-lighted. All the girls seem to have dark brown skin. I don't why they choose this techinque, but the whole movie is sad and depressed.

And about the women's clothes: they wear like costumes or something, colorful like parrots. Even Kaylani Lei's boots are too high, too shiny. She gets anal in her scene but it's not sexy at all.

A wouldn't recommend this movie to watch for anyone.

About Sperm Bank

There are jobs and positions which are considered sexy. Pizza delivery guy, cable and handy man, working in a massage parlour etc. The most sexy of them should be working in a sperm bank. Basically, you work with sperm there. But I never heard any real stories about having sex in there.

This movie written and directed by Brad Armstrong uses this cliché: hot nurses work in a sperm bank and give a helping hand to the clients. And they do it really effectively. Brandy Aniston, for example, makes the donor produce two boxes of sperm donation. She uses her ass to do so as well in a nice scene. But India Summers is working kinda bored. I think Wicked should have hire better known stars to this project. I miss Kalyani Lei, Kirsten Price or Alektra Blue, I think they would have work as funnier nurses at this clinic.

Anyway, it's a nice movie and funny to watch.