2020. október 16., péntek

Review of 'Fashionistas Lost' (2020)

Rocco is shooting in America, the Italian Stallion has one scene after the other. The next piece is Fashionistas Lost. Let's see what the producing company Evilangel says about it:

"This featurette is a new adventure of 'The Fashionistas,'" says director John Stagliano. "The story continues with Rocco Siffredi as Antonio on a despondent-but-inspired creative fashion binge. His models are the stunningly beautiful Emma Hix and Naomi Swann, who play girlfriends who connect via video phone while Emma has a 'date' with Rocco. Naomi roughly masturbates herself in anticipation. She secretly watches Emma and Rocco as Naomi herself is watched by a peeping drone. Rocco uses the beautiful Ms. Hix as a model for his experimental, new fashion ideas. After things go frighteningly wrong, Naomi is led by the drone to find her girlfriend and Rocco. Naomi is seduced into fashion play, then three-way sex with Emma and Rocco."


The story set-up feel like a huge mess for me. Thus it takes more than 25 boring minutes to watch some real action: a hard blowjob from Emma. Rocco just spends too much time teasing Emma. Even after that, it takes 48 minutes till we see Naomi getting into it. And Rocco putting LED lights on their faces and even tongues: like WTF? There's nothing interesting nor exciting in that.

Similarly, when he packs the girls together with fresh foil then fucks their faces: a simple belt would have been more sexy yet dirty. 

We get some sucking, and can check the best visual in the whole movie: Naomi's shoes. OMG, they are so fucking sexy! Where did she get them from?

Then they switch to plenty of anal which is basically the point of this movie. Both girls are getting it hard... and basically that's it!

I understand those days are over when Rocco pushed Michelle Wild's head into the toilet and flushed it: but yet, it was something, it offered a unique idea. This scene? very very mediocre, or rather boring. Plenty of ass to mouth, plenty of switching between the girls, these are all okay. But I was expecting more from the guy fucking plenty thousands of girls in front of the camera and hiring two of the most current porn stars.

And the snow balling at the end... it was so boring I decided to never watch this scene again, rather do the dishes.

So this whole movie is basically.... no. Too boring, too predictable, too long. If you wanna check something where the Italian Stallion was still creative, check the not so old Porn Camp Blindfolded Orgy instead.


2020. október 15., csütörtök

Review of Elsa Jean's Influence Part 5

 

 

Being the last part of the Influence series at Tushy, I expected this to be the best one, just like it happened three years ago with the similar series Eva, starring Eva Lovia. In that particular scene, after having several anal adventures previously, she got fucked in DP in an especially hot and sexy shot.

Unfortunately, this is not the case here. But I had to admit, thee music during the intro here is the best, is chill and sexy at the same time. But the story is muzzy, I wished they completely omited in in the first hand. The doctor-patient dialog at the beginning is specifically awkward. And that line "I needed the resources"? Like she needed CIA support for a field operation! Come on!

But as soon as the sex starts, we get an average threesome with Elsa Jean and Ariana Marie, who look beautiful, that's a fact. The chemistry is there between them, another fact: it really looks sexy and delightful when the blow this guy's cock at teh same time. They use plenty of saliva, kissing each other like good friends supposed to do -- not using too much tongue, though.

The guy's encouraging gibbering is really disturbing though, I wish he would just shut the fuck up and pound the girls aggressively like he did Avery Cristy in that recent Tushy Raw scene (which by the way managed to be more dirty and sexy than the whole Influence series).

They do lots and lots of ATOGM (Ass To Other Girls Mouth - this would make a pretty awesome indie rock band name, by the way, how come nobody used is so far?) which looks pretty good. This shows how pros these girls are since they perform it easily and totally sexy.

At the end, they receive the cum kneeling in front of the guy like good kittens. This image suits Elsa's Barbie-image really well, she looks pretty hot with cum on her face. 

With the scene, the Influence series ended. Per the story, Elsa started to create all kinds of anal content, and her fame has risen. Too bad Tushy invested so much in this series but failed to enhance the script and some more hung and well-built male talents. With all these issues, Influence remains a pretty average, even boring movie with lots of missed opportunities.

2020. október 13., kedd

Review of Elsa Jean's Influence Part 4

 
After Elsa had that amazing session with Kayden, the mysterious Dr. Wolf sets up another fantasy for her. This time, she gets "two men ready to manhandle" her as Tushy describes on the website -- but unfortunately, there is no mandhandling at all.

For the start, the guys are limp! Check this out:

There cocks are long and thick as in every stereotypical BBC porn, but they just don't show they are eager to enter a beautiful blonde babie doll. And they don't really get harder allthrough the scene! I understand it is hard for male porn actors working all day, keeping hard, going from set to set, taking a pill occasionally if needed and so on. But when I watch a porn, I don't need crazy acrobatics, I don't need stunt art. But I do want to see hard cock since porn is ment to realize our fantasies, isn't it?

I am sure everybody on set was professional since the ligths are perfect as in every Tushy movie, Elsa's makeup and hair is totally doll-like, black cocks suits her really well, it's like she was born for interracial porn. She has tons of interracial scenes on PornHub, and she looks amazing in them, including a few Blacked shots. We also get some nice pussy fucking which hasn't really happen in this series for now. And she tries everything, but in vain, look at this shot:

It's a shame to perform with such a limp cock as the one on the right side. Couldn't Tushy pay some guys who can bring their energy and focus to this shooting only?

And I have to tell I am not satisfied by the directing, neither. The positions are sexy as hell: she is pulling her own buttocks apart for the cocks, doing a plenty of ass-to-mouth which is a serious kink in an interracial anal scene, and she's sucking moving her head from her neck with that strange technique I already mentioned. But the positions become repetitive after a while: she's always spit roasted, she's always bobbing from her neck. And the cocks are limp. Just three shots, the motives are the same: anal spitroas, limp cock in mouth:




 
And she receives a kinda decent facial from both cocks in the end. Which feels kinda vanilla for me, does not use the basic principle of this fetish in depth: one blonde girl with two BBCs. No creampie, no cum in hair, nothing even slightly dirty -- they could do a cut which is appropriate for Playboy TV. Thus it is not really interesting, neither.

So my advice if you want to see Elsa Jean performing in a hot interracial scene: check out her old scenes at any streaming service.


Review of Elsa Jean's Influence Part 3

I really hoped this scene will be a threesome, I am sure the imagery suggested it on purpose. But the scene is even better than that! Kayden Kross, one of my favourite ultimate directors played herself here, the sexy creative dominant who played with these characters like a puppet master.

Per the story, Kayden provides Elsa as a toy for her other boytoy, Oliver. But with a caveat: he can only have her ass, not her pussy. And they follow this script perfectly: Kayden teases Oliver all along, she points on how sweet and enticing Elsa's pussy is multiple times. Yet she states every time Oliver can't have that - it would be exciting to see how she rewards Oliver for being such a good boy. Please Tushy please shoot a spin-off of this scene with Kayden and Oliver only!



One interesting technique I discovered while watching this was how Elsa is working during the blowjobs: she is bobbing from her neck only, instead of moving her whole body. Watching this for a long time turns this act to a bit repetitive and more job-like. But there is plenty of beautiful ass-to-mouth in this scene, it's really exciting to watch it.

The best part, and of course the most passionate and conflicted moment is when Oliver's cock accidentally slips into Elsa's pussy but Kayden is right there and pulls it out right away, denying him that sweet spot again. But the shot is beautiful in every position be it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, good old doggy. The lights are great and Kayden is narrating and giving orders all along on her sexy voice she's giving me the chill on my spine.

This is easily the best scene in the Influence series, and no doubt because of Kayden. I really hope she will have more scenes in the Tushy/Vixen/Blacked empire. Or just have a DP scene within Deeper, where she will order two hung guys to fill her :P



2020. október 9., péntek

Throwback time: Outside the Cube was published 6 years ago!


That's right, I published this sci-fi-horror-porn-parody in October, 2014. Since then, it was downloaded 1470 times! Thank you all for reading it, I hope you had fun!

For those who haven't read it yet: check it out, it is free! And if you liked it, leave a comment in the 'Review' section: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/487511


2020. október 8., csütörtök

Review of Elsa Jean's Influence Part 2

What happened so far? Elsa has just broken up with her boyfriend and jumped straight into porn, more especially, in anal content creation. Her first scene became very popular. Now, as the promo says: "her best friend, Ariana, is coming to stay with her for a few weeks to help her settle into her new home. However, while she is in the middle of catching up with Ariana, she gets a message from Dr. Wolf, the fan who suggested she start living out her fantasies. He's sent a car for her along with a very enticing proposal that is impossible for Elsa to overlook."


 

The proposal acutally means Elsa can shoot another video with Emily Willis. Just as the company name "Tushy" suggests, the whole video is concentrating on anal only. The whole so is so artificial and unnatural - the kissing is the best part, there I can believe there is some chemistry between these two hot porn stars.

The scene has a huge drawback: the sound. I understand shooting on a top of a skyscraper is sexy and looks amazing, but we hear everyhing from the streets. And sure, Elsa's asshole looks amazing when Emily is licking it tongue deep but the sound of sirens and traffic jam is very disturbing!

Now about the positions. After some delicate cunnilingus, what we get is these sexy ladies working on each other's asses in turns. And that's all. It is repeated three times -- and it turns so repetitive one wonders why three is that exact number, not two and not four.  It makes me feel "so what?"

I have found this scene being the weakest in the series - nothing compared to the one Eva Lovia did with Kayden Kross in the similar movie 3 years ago:




2020. október 1., csütörtök

Review of Elsa Jean's Influence Part 1

 

 


Just like Hollywood, the porn industry is also all in for reusing ideas. In this case, Tushy combined three old clichés them: first, take a beautiful blonde, the same stereotype porn has been using for decades: the Jenna Jameson - Jesse Jane - type of Barbie-doll: the perfect looking Elsa Jean. Nice blonde hair, sexy long legs, an elegant porn star, with some badass tattoos, so the overall view is definitely not bad. Then they polished the script and structure of the Eva Lovia piece at Tushy "Eva" from three years ago: a young woman trying to liberate herself by trying anal with a guy, then with a girl, then via a threesome. To top that, they included the well-known scene from The Wolfes of the Wall Street when Margot Robbie stops Leonardo DiCaprio with her high heels. Tushy also recreated this moment with Naomi Swann a few months ago so the lack of creativity really stands out here.

Margot Robbie and Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolfs of Wall Street

Elsa Jean in the rip-off

 

The first scene is not so bad, we have to admit. Elsa Jean is looking good, her partner is fucking her hard, and the story of her producing content is kinda modern and effective. They do it in all kinds of positions like doggy or cowgirl, and the lights and the shots are clear and beautiful. The chemistry between the actors is definitely there and their moans are super sexy. It is a decent anal scene but I missed some kind of original thought, showing something unique, especially having this huge budget for the whole movie series. Copying that Eva Lovia-movie shot by shot is not really enough to create a great movie!

Elsa Jean in anal cowgirl

 After watching the first scene, I definitely wait for the rest eagerly. I hope Tushy will be able to create something unique, they have everything they need for that. But the trailer is not in that favor, unfortunately: it shows the well-known anal clichés all along.