Review of 'Anal Provocateur'

This movie doesn't contain any romantic lights, music or story. It's just about the beautiful curvy bodies of these nasty porn stars. They are getting it into all of their orifices, and eventually, it doesn't really matter where the guys shoot their load. Furthermore, the guys themselves don't really matter at all, only serving as part of the set with their huge cocks. The beautiful actresses turn this movie to a golden pearl of the gonzo category.

As the movie contains four scenes only, let's see them one by one, star by star.

Gianna Nicole

Just some teasing

She's perfectly teasing her partner and the audience. After playing around with her own body and the guy's dick, she's getting it hard into her pussy and ass. Although there are moments in the scene when it's funny how she adjusts her hair to look perfect, the sex looks pretty hardcore and exciting.

Fucking her pussy and preparing her asshole at the same time. Nice trick!

Lisa Ann

She is the very definition of the MILF category. Too bad she's retiring -- the fans of the MILF category will probably still find her videos a decade after she's not shooting any.

The domina character was always a perfect fit for Lisa. My personal favourite was in the Digital Playground movie Teachers; she was really hot and genuine there.

Doing pull-ups every day is good for your health

In this movie, the purple latex dress looks really hot on her, and suits her really well. And the guys in her scene are clearly enjoying the situation; she's getting it hard in her pussy and ass. They even turn around the roles by dominating her -- they are pounding her pussy and ass hard at the same time in a DP, grabbing her hair. And she's even encouraging them by shouting out obscenities loudly.

At the end, the guys simply jerk themselves off on her face -- too bad the director didn't choose a double creampie, it would have looked really hot if she would have cleant it out with her purple latex gloves. Still, this is the best part of the whole movie. Nice sex, nice shots.


Summer Brielle

She's clearly not thinking about what to buy for the weekend in Walmart

She has the nastiest dress in the whole movie and it looks perfect on her. She's very good in the role of the dirty maid; she was a good choice for this cliché. Every detail is well-planend and looks good on her camera: her sexy high heels, her maid dress, her cuffs, the chain, by which the guy is controlling her. It looks totally hot when she is being face fucked, or the guy fingers her ass. And of course, the anal is as hot as it can be.

Rachel Starr

Same pose as Summer's. But different stockings!

The director put a nice move in this scene: she's tying the guy's tie around his cock and balls and this is how she's blowing her. And she doing it with the same enthusiasm as she is doing boob fucking, 69, deep anal or ass to mouth. By the way, I love her stockings, saying "tease me" -- where could I get some? And I have to underline, Rachel is performing very good anal.

So that's it! You wanna see gorgeuos girls getting fucked without any romantic shit? And having their asses drilled? This is your movie, clean and simple.

Office Sluts 3 as a gift

Someone just bought my book Office Sluts 3: Travels Abroad as a gift to somebody. Relax, the system is discreet: I neither know who bought it nor for whom. But I'm wondering who the lucky special one getting the gift is. A girlfriend? Or a boyfriend? A roommate? Will the two of them read it together? Will they try out anything nasty from the book?

If you have bought my book as a gift, drop me a line at sandy.likes.to.write@gmail.com. I'd love to hear your feedback, and any details you want to share. Also, I'll make sure you get my next book as a free gift.

Review of 'Sinners Ball'

Brad Armstrong's latest movie starts promising: selected guests are invited to a private party. The set is well-organized, for example, the guests have to sign in on the skin of a hot brunette.

Even the first scene starts exciting and erotic: Jessica Drake chooses to be part of a foursome with Asa Akira and two hot guys. But at this point they switch to their routine and the do their professional, but kind of boring licking-sucking-hardcore-DP-cumshot turns. Good, but predictable. It's a bummer, really, making you scroll away.

And this is what you get for the rest of the scenes. Katrina Jade is locked in a cage, sucking off two guys. Sexy, but the theme is not going further, no face fucking or any other kind of power play. And the scene is even repeated later, Asa Akira and Jessica Drake sucking off other guys in the cage. Other than having more stars in there, it's not sexier at all. Throwing money at your slaves can be funny, but also boring after a few minutes. And the end of the scene is so empty I wonder Brad had even see this final cut.

Or there's the scene which starts with some cigarette smoking fetish with Destiny Dixon and Helly Mae Hellfire. They are teasing each other and their accompanying men on a couch outside the house. Would they have continued it there, with some slapping and playing around, it would have been a hell of a sexy scene. But they went inside a casual living room, turning the scene into a boring nailing.

The only really entertaining scene is when Brad Armstrong rents two sexy slaves, Adriana Luna and Chloe Amour for himself. The verbal power play and his evil grin turns this scene to the best part of the movie. The sex is not much, but the actors keep the lust and the tension until the end, creating a good chemistry between the characters.

Unfortunately, the last scene is just as boring as the previous ones. Chanel Preston should be gangbanged here in front of her husband, but it's just not right. There are moments when only one guy is fucking her, sometimes two. It's like those lame kung-fu shows, where the fighters are always limited to two selected ones instead of a real group scene. Furthermore, in this scene there's no DP, no slut-talk, the husband is not jerking his cock - although he gets a lazy blowjob at the end.

So, this is a decent movie, although misses any unique ideas or fantasy. It's not smarter than 50 Shades of Grey; besides, it's not smart at all.