Review of "The J.O.B (2016)"

The story is about a journalist called Zoe, the character played by jessica drake: she becomes more and more interested in the porn star Asa Akira (playing herself in the movie). She reads Asa's book, Insatiable (a little advertisement of the real book, but hey, it's good anyway) and they talk a lot. These conversations change Zoe to a hardcore porn fan.

The first scene is a nice movie in a movie shot: Adriana Chechick and Asa Akira are shooting a porn scene. I really like how jessica's character looks uncomfortable and awkward watching the dirty hot scene in front of her. Furthermore, Asa and Adriana do their best in this fine foursome scene, doing vivid blowjobs and recieving hardcore poundings from the hung guys. It definitely improves when they switch partners: Asa seems to be born to suck black cock so her blowjob and the anal shots are looking really great. Also her facial shot with the cum spraying on her face like a water fountain -- plus, she recieves another one by kneeling beside Adriana and sharing the other guy's load with each other. Big kudos to Brad Armstrong for directing the scene inside the scene ordering the girls on a bored voice (playing himself in the movie, just like Asa Akira?).

This is where Zoe's sexual awekening begins. She has a ver hot lesbian scene with Asa, then a really hard straight one with Eric Masterson. She's trying harder and dirtier things from scene to scene; and her character's development is the basic storyline of the movie.

As a next scene, we get a very mediocrish fuck flick with Brad Armstrong and Mia Li in the toilet. I didn't really see the point of this scene so just move along and skip to the really great shot in the interior of a plane. Brad Armstrong is directing the scene inside the scene again, directing Asa and Ryan Driller through a hot fucking. I really liked how the sweat appeared on their body and how professionaly yet sensously they did their job. Zoe is included in the scene as a stewardess, doing a cameo thing at first, but Asa decides she sends her partner behind the scenes, to Zoe for a sloppy second. This little extra develops Zoe further so you can easily understand how easily she and her partner join the orgy at the end of the movie. 

And what a hot orgy it is! Bodies joining for hot intercourses, Asa and jessica both being DPd, recieving nice facials. It's just a must see, from the funny opening until the cum showers at the end!

 

I've found this the best Wicked movie in years, for sure. If you want to watch a romantic yet hardcore piece with your beloved one, this is definitely your thing.

Review of "Suicide Squad XXX An Axel Braun Parody (2016)"

What I really liked in this movie is the writer Axel Braun did dare to step away from the storyline of the original Suicide Squad movie. I checked out the porn version before watching the original one, so I hardly understood the connection between the characters, but everything made sense after watching the original one.

The characters basically look the same, but the story is slightly different, and Joker is having a more serious role. Kudos to Tommy Pistol for playing that character!

 As other additional characters, Killer Frost, Poison Ivy and The Riddler also appear in a threesome - Axel Braun is clearly a comic fan.

My favourite scene was Asa Akira and Lexington Steele doing great interracial anal. Asa looked always naturally hot with a black cock, she seems to be born for doing black interracial. The scene looks absolutely hot, with a facial at the end - including shooting sperm on the red circle of her mask, because he is, you know, Deadshot and he can aim and shoot straight to the target.

And for the last scene, Axel Braun also shot the dream scene of probably every Batman-fan: Batman and Joker fucking Harley Quinn together! It's really fun to watch them, although I really missed a DP at the end.

This movie is clearly made by and for fans, they will like the details and hidden hints all over. So if you liked the original Suicide Squat, try the porn version! IT will be fun!

Here's a SFW trailer: check it out:

Review of 'Asa Goes to Hell (2016)'

I'm a huge fan of Asa Akira. I've watched a lot of movies of her, maybe all, read her book and wrote a ton of reviews about her work. I was excited to see her new movie, especially because she's starring in all the scenes. But I only felt disappointment when I had finally put my hands on it.

Let's review the scenes one by one, going backwards, because this is the order in which these scenes are getting weaker and weaker.

The best thing in the last scene is the cake, really. It's smeared all over Asa's face and even the small figure of the married couple is put into her mouth.

It's not cum, it's just a piece of cake (bad joke, I know!)

Now it's cum with cake.

But anything else in this scene seems just routine. And getting fucked by two huge black cocks which are not hard? I don't understand why you can see this in porn so often. Why don't they just replace the actors?

What's wuth your snake, man?

Then there's a blowbang scene with three latex covered guys proved to be just boring. I mean, Asa does her thing, enjoying the three cocks whose owners can not be identified at all under the latex. And some of them don't really cum on Asa turned face to face, only sideways.

I think the message is too clear here. Porn stars and by them, women are objectified, we get it. Nobody cares about the male performers, we get it. Objectification on the third level, we really get it. But too much objectification turns the scene to a boring jerk-off circle. And listen up: latex doesn't look good on fat guys!

Sge's clearly an acrobat, but the guys are clearly not.

There are two other scenes which feels like fillers: an anal scene without any good-looking anal pose, and a lesbian scene with a voyeur guy who does absolutely nothing. The first scene contains even less: Asa masturbates while a couple is kissing in the background. That's right, they are kissing. And even Asa's high heels are just a normal black business-like pair, not even too sexy.

And we don't get any answer on the question raised by the title: why is Asa Akira in hell? Why all those black in every scene? Why is she wandering through the scenes? What will happen with her after the movie ends? These are not answered and somehow I don't even care. Mainly because a simple massage scene with Asa is more promising than this whole movie.

Looking forward to the next Asa-movie - I hope it will be better.

This is how you treat a black cock properly

Or at least Asa Akira does... And you can watch her doing so right now:

Review of 'Sinners Ball'

Brad Armstrong's latest movie starts promising: selected guests are invited to a private party. The set is well-organized, for example, the guests have to sign in on the skin of a hot brunette.

Even the first scene starts exciting and erotic: Jessica Drake chooses to be part of a foursome with Asa Akira and two hot guys. But at this point they switch to their routine and the do their professional, but kind of boring licking-sucking-hardcore-DP-cumshot turns. Good, but predictable. It's a bummer, really, making you scroll away.

And this is what you get for the rest of the scenes. Katrina Jade is locked in a cage, sucking off two guys. Sexy, but the theme is not going further, no face fucking or any other kind of power play. And the scene is even repeated later, Asa Akira and Jessica Drake sucking off other guys in the cage. Other than having more stars in there, it's not sexier at all. Throwing money at your slaves can be funny, but also boring after a few minutes. And the end of the scene is so empty I wonder Brad had even see this final cut.

Or there's the scene which starts with some cigarette smoking fetish with Destiny Dixon and Helly Mae Hellfire. They are teasing each other and their accompanying men on a couch outside the house. Would they have continued it there, with some slapping and playing around, it would have been a hell of a sexy scene. But they went inside a casual living room, turning the scene into a boring nailing.

The only really entertaining scene is when Brad Armstrong rents two sexy slaves, Adriana Luna and Chloe Amour for himself. The verbal power play and his evil grin turns this scene to the best part of the movie. The sex is not much, but the actors keep the lust and the tension until the end, creating a good chemistry between the characters.

Unfortunately, the last scene is just as boring as the previous ones. Chanel Preston should be gangbanged here in front of her husband, but it's just not right. There are moments when only one guy is fucking her, sometimes two. It's like those lame kung-fu shows, where the fighters are always limited to two selected ones instead of a real group scene. Furthermore, in this scene there's no DP, no slut-talk, the husband is not jerking his cock - although he gets a lazy blowjob at the end.

So, this is a decent movie, although misses any unique ideas or fantasy. It's not smarter than 50 Shades of Grey; besides, it's not smart at all.

About 'Underworld'

Have you ever seen porn classics like Dreamquest or Fallen? Where high quality porn meets good storytelling? This is what Underworld is about. Hot sex scenes with and an interesting journey into the human mind. I don't say it's psychologically exact but it's kind of moving, makes you think about your life. Or just fuck harder and wilder which is pretty good, I guess.

The story starts as many Wicked pieces: we have a normal couple having sex with each other. But even this scene is more than a simple vanilla session. Jessica makes sure Steven's cock gets really deep into her pussy and keeps straight eye contact throught the whole scene. Professional but lustful at the same time.

 After that, criminals attack them so the woman gets into coma. And she starts her journey to the white light and has a little sexy encounter at every stage of the trip.

The first stop of the journey with the crazy-looking cyborg Julia Ann is my favourite. She doesn't do more than sucks and jerks off the Beetlejuice-looking guy but she does it so sexy and wild which makes this scene the pitch of the whole movie.

Every scene is connected somehow to the events the woman goes through in the real life, in the surgery. It is set by colors, clothes and other pieces of the scenes. The scene where the heroine meets Asa Akira's character is connected to her life-saving operation with the red stuff everywhere. And Asa does what she always does: professional and hardcore sex scenes. She always works as a pro sex worker on her scenes and she does the same here as well. Both she and jessica are fucked anally and jessica even does DP here. At the end of the scene, they get and share a nice cumshot like old collegues do.

The next stages of the journey really reminded me on Dream Quest: Tommy Gunn's wise character helping jessica finding the right way, then she having a lesbian scene, then a threesome one. The resemblence might be not accidental: both Dream Quest and Underworld were directed by Brad Armstrong - he probably re-used some ideas from his earlier work.

We get another hot scene at the end, in which both jessica and her demon nemezis wear dark fetish clothes. jessica basically fights (and fucks) for her life here - this adds a special thrill to her hardcore moves, maximum deepthroats and the wild pounding she gets in her ass.

This movie is a must-see for anyone who likes hardcore porn with a good storyline. I would especially recommend it to kinky coupleswho already watched Pirates and Island Fever 4 and would like to watch (and of course, try) some new moves.

Watch and enjoy!

About 'Aftermath'

I haven't written a porn movie review in a month! Guess it's time to push out a new one since I've seen a lot lately. I'll start with the new Wicked piece Aftermath.

It is basically a porn drama, a piece of the genre invented by the Wicked company. They try to make movies which make you think about your life and the world around us. And they do a pretty good job in it with them. This new installment is about finding out secrets about a man/husband/dad. Let's see the official description:

"After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life."

The first two scenes are rather conventionally, Danny's parents doing it in Danny's mom's dream, and Danny fucking his girlfriend in the car. Altough well-photographed, but nothing special. Even Bonnie Rotten's scene in the bus is vilgar, cheap.

The good stuff begins when Danny meets Nina (jessica drake). He fells in love with her and she drives him deep into wild sexual adventures. And she really digs it! You can tell by the look in her eyes she really sees Danny's dad there. Or does she? This tension adds a twist to the old MILF - young boy cliché.

The best scene is where Nina takes Danny to the swingers' club. The whole Wicked team is here: Kaylani Lei, Asa Akira, the director Brad Armstrong and many more. And they are doing wild stuff: spanking, face fucking, anal, DP, anything for a hardcore orgy. Check out how Asa manages to smile even with a ball gag in her mouth and a cock on her face:

After learning a lot about Danny's dad, we get to know how he died.I don't want to spolier it because it's part of the drama but believe me, it's worth watching. Just like the whole movie.

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

After his mother gives him the keys to his father's classic hotrod, a young man named Danny discovers a cache of pictures and love letters addressed to his dad from a mysterious woman named Nina. Danny and Nina eventually connect and begin a relationship that exposes a dark secret that could destroy Danny's life. - See more at: http://www.die-screaming.com/aftermath-wicked-pictures-612087/#sthash.o2PiTmr2.dpuf

About Asa Akira: Insatiable

 

This review is about Asa Akira's book, called Insatiable. I listened to it as an audio book read by the author herself. And I have to point out right here at the beginning: her reading the audio adds a bit to the feeling, but she's not a good actor. She even herself admits it when she writes about feature vs. gonzo porn.

What is this book about? Especially what you expect from this crazy Asian pornstar: about her life from the view of porn. And unlike her former collegue, Jenna Jameson's or Sasha Grey's book (is writing a book becoming a fashion among porn stars nowadays?), this book is filled with hot and dirty details all along. And what is most important, it is really a good book.

Asa Akira can really write (did she use a ghost writer? I don't think so...). Her text is fluid, compact and catches special details which reflect her unique observation of what she is going through. The chapters are alternating between present and past, porn sets and personal life. I even enjoyed the diary part at the end of the book. The whole structure is well-written and sucks the reader in (which is very important in the case of a book about porn :P ). That's why I suspect a ghost writer or some pretty good editors there.

She shares many-many intimate details of her personal life. We can read about (or as in my case, listen to) her childhood moments, how was she struggling as a young adult before porn, how was she smoking weed, how many abortions did yhe have... the list could go on forever. And she writes about how she got involved in porn, what are the stages of this envolvement both in cases of male and female actors, what's their status in the set, how did she shoot her special movies titled the same as the book, Insatiable 1-2-3, what are her experiences with anal, how is she preparing for it... Yeah, again. The list could go on forever.

The whole book is filled with dirty details. I didn't know, for example, that porn crew uses baby wipes for basically everything. Or what fucking "prison style" means (google it! It can help you understand how Toni fucked Asa at a hot night). Or what are her limits (she lets someone fist her ass but... hey, read the book!). These details and the straightforward makes it a very interesting and entertaining book.And what I liked the most, she seems to be writing honestly. She takes the reader to the most inner part of herself, both in her soul and her past. And this is really the most admirable aspect of her book and I really raise my hat to her for it.

After finishing listening to the book, I still feel some sadness. When I didn't know what's written in this book, I thought she's a hot porn star who really enjoys what she's doing. But as I went through the book, she became less and less sympathic. Not because of her porn career - I totally envy some of her experiences - but because she made some personal choices with which I can not agree. One of these topics is abortion, and the other is beiing irresponsibile (typical example when she was driving without having any driver's licens nor any experience). And because of that, I will watch her scenes differently from now on (I'll check Wicked's new movie Holly...Would as soon as I can get my hands on it!).

Aside of these differences in our moral perception I still miss somehow a strong set of friends and relatives around Asa. Her world is filled with fame, hot sex and money but the majority of her friends die early or leave the industry. She spends even the Halloween with her co-stars. Somehow I miss the "other side of the world", her secure private life where she could take energy from. Sure, she is longer in the industry than most actresses, and longer she herself even planned, but the question rises: what will she do after more ten years? Will she still have energy to go and and be happy with her life? Will she have friends and family?

With all these mixed feelings, I found this book the most interesting one I've read in years. If you want to have a good summer book filled with nastiness and with a hint of drama, this will be yours. Seriously, read it.

About Asa Gets Wicked (2014)

What do you expect form an Asa Akira movie? She should put on some glasses, she should do lots of anal, facial, and maybe some DP, right? Now that's what Asa Gets Wicked is all about.

I admit, the first scene with Jessica Drake is totally hot, they are both banged in their asses with lust, and they seem to be really enjoying it. But all the other scenes are boring and predictable. And such a high dose of anal becomes boring after a while, as well. Even when she goes solo masturbating, she fucks herself in the ass with a shower butt plug.

And the end scene? Too many cuts, too quick sex. I didn't see Kaylani Lei's cumshot. But I saw a lot of horny men jumping on these pretty stewardesses like animals. I mean, this is all you got? Wicked movies used to have ideas and twists in them, with wonderful shots! Where are them now?

Check out how cute Asa Akira is in this video

Movies I Watched Lately (A Whining Post)

I Was A Mail Order Bride

The cover is hot and sexy so I thought I will enjoy it. But the movie itself really sucks. It's boring! After watching Asa Akira in some gangbangs with hot black studs, her scene in this movie is less than interesting. And the other girls aren't performing too well, it feels like they thought "let's do another day at the studio." Lame and boring.

Double Black Penetration

Another movie with Asa Akira. This time she does what's her best: fucks two black guys with a DP. But it is too gonzo and too had for me. As for the other girls, they play on surviving the day (and the scene), nothing funny or interesting happens. This is just another black DP movie, not really entertaining.

Bridesmaids

There is no good new Digital Playground movie. Period. I was waiting for this flick, thought Jesse Jane will play something in her dress (does anybody remember her from the good old times when she used sperm as tooth paste?) but nothing! This movie is B-O-R-I-N-G! Nothing to remember of. I will rather watch Pirates again.

Well, maybe the vibrator gift is fine. I didn't buy that package. If somebody did, please leave a comment.

Lex vs. Lisa Ann

Another disappointment. Since Lex entered Lisa's ass a lot of times, this movie has nothing new. Even her co-stars act lame and boring (Jada Stevens and Jayden Jaymes). Seriously, if you ever wanna see Lisa Ann in a hot scene, watch her Gangbanged movie or Fly Girls. Ot Teachers. Definitely Teachers.