About House of Holes by Nicholas Baker

I just read this article about '6 Erotic Romance Novels That Are Better Than 'Fifty Shades'' and hurried to get House of Holes by Nicholas Baker. I thought, a good novel by a professional writer? Maybe I can learn something from it.

Well, this book is a joke. No real characters, no real story. The people in the novel do some unreal things like no sex with one character but a complet blowbang with some others? What kind of crazy shit is this? And a guy spraying a miniature girl's hip out with his cum? WTF? Seriously?! Or is it a parody of porn stories?

Thanks, but no, thanks. I'll continue to find my daily stories on literotica and lushstories. You can find there 100 times better stories than House of Holes.