2016. február 7., vasárnap

Review of 'Asa Goes to Hell (2016)'

I'm a huge fan of Asa Akira. I've watched a lot of movies of her, maybe all, read her book and wrote a ton of reviews about her work. I was excited to see her new movie, especially because she's starring in all the scenes. But I only felt disappointment when I had finally put my hands on it.

Asa Goes To Hell - DVD Cover

Let's review the scenes one by one, going backwards, because this is the order in which these scenes are getting weaker and weaker.

The best thing in the last scene is the cake, really. It's smeared all over Asa's face and even the small figure of the married couple is put into her mouth.

It's not cum, it's just a piece of cake (bad joke, I know!)
Now it's cum with cake.
But anything else in this scene seems just routine. And getting fucked by two huge black cocks which are not hard? I don't understand why you can see this in porn so often. Why don't they just replace the actors?

What's wuth your snake, man?

Then there's a blowbang scene with three latex covered guys proved to be just boring. I mean, Asa does her thing, enjoying the three cocks whose owners can not be identified at all under the latex. And some of them don't really cum on Asa turned face to face, only sideways.


I think the message is too clear here. Porn stars and by them, women are objectified, we get it. Nobody cares about the male performers, we get it. Objectification on the third level, we really get it. But too much objectification turns the scene to a boring jerk-off circle. And listen up: latex doesn't look good on fat guys!

Sge's clearly an acrobat, but the guys are clearly not.

There are two other scenes which feels like fillers: an anal scene without any good-looking anal pose, and a lesbian scene with a voyeur guy who does absolutely nothing. The first scene contains even less: Asa masturbates while a couple is kissing in the background. That's right, they are kissing. And even Asa's high heels are just a normal black business-like pair, not even too sexy.


And we don't get any answer on the question raised by the title: why is Asa Akira in hell? Why all those black in every scene? Why is she wandering through the scenes? What will happen with her after the movie ends? These are not answered and somehow I don't even care. Mainly because a simple massage scene with Asa is more promising than this whole movie.

Looking forward to the next Asa-movie - I hope it will be better.

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