Review of My Real Swinger's Orgy (2016)

This movie is blowjob-heavy: the focus is on blowjobs all the way. Of course there are other positions but most of the time you can see a lady sucking off a guy in one way or other. They are doing it fast and slow, deep or just licking the head, so there is wide variety. More often than not, somebody sneaks behind the lady and penetrates her from behind; this part is almost boring. 

A little game: how many blowjobs can you see on the picture? I can't even count them!

There's also a very light story line about Anna Polina and her friend sexing their way through the orgy but it doesn't really matter. It's basic fucking through more than one hour, with some pretty bad lights which can really ruin the experience.

This is how you relax in an orgy

As a short second scene we get Anna Polina initiating her grilfriend with a guy in a pretty lame threesome. It's kind os pointless aside of the orgy so I don't really get why the editors packed it together with the 10-women-orgy. It has the same dim lights, missing any uniqueness in the scene. We can't even see the cumshot at the end, only the girls smiling at each other. It's really pointless.

To make the package more pointless, we get a Making of scene. The actors and actresses are talking very few, there are more scenes from the orgy so it seems like a filler.

Why is he sweating so hard?

Wanna get your money worth? Buy another Dorcel-movie. In my next review, I will tell you, which one.

Yes, he's totally ruining a hot blowjob scene with his butt in the background.

Review of Ass Versus Pussy 2

This movie is not really about ass versus pussy, so to decide which is better. The concept is more simple, it  is only about straight hardcore anal. Both Megan Rain and Adriana Chechick are fucked in their assess really hard all along. Okay, both scenes contain a few minutes of pussy fucking but basically that's all, the rest is anal all the way.

Aside of the anal, there's lot's of ass to mouth: the girls hop happily on their knees to suck the cock balls deep. Then they just jump back and the anal riding goes on.

Ass to mouth in an unusual direction

What I didn't really like in this movie: the anal was so straightforward the girls didn't build too much connection with their partners. They look away alot, and there's no talking before the scenes. The male actors could have been exchanged to machines or dildos.

Just like at the gynecologist

Circus in town?

  

Also, the lights are too strong ruining the visual of the curves of the girls. Some better prepared lamps would have created better lights.

This is what you get if you push a lamp behind Megan Rain's ass and none behind her.

Although both scenes begin wiht some deep ass licking, no lube is shown anywhere. I seriously hope no anal beginners will start their adventures based on this or they might get hurt.

At the end, both girl recieve a cum shower on their pussy and ass. Too bad. With scenes and stars like this, I would have appreciated an anal creampie andsome cum play at the end.

If you would like to show a scene for you girlfriend to introduce anal, this movie would definitely be a too harsh first step.

I Really Like Literature in Porn

This is a funny piece: Shakespeare and Cervantes are ass-fucking Jasmine Jae:

A Review of 'Lea Guerlin First Night In The Girls Dormitory'

This movie is about schoolgirls who are fucked hard. Aside of these girls having plaid skirts, all of them wear an awkward pair of shoes, ones somebody in the cast thought will make these porn stars look like schoolgirls. Believe me, they don't. These shoes are not sexy, they are not looking good and makes the concept of the whole movie stupid.

Who's going to ride the bicycle in shoes and socks like this?

What about a camp fire in the night? There are no less practical shoes and socks than these.

Anita Bellini looks innocent yet sexy and works perfectly as always but it's funny how the male actors in her scene are changing. To understand it, I created a short explanation:

I hope this makes it more clear: she does it with three guys in her scene, they are changing each other after they had finished with her.

The sex scenes are average, with a lot of oral and anal. But the lights seem pretty dim. It's hard to shoot porn in the nature, the sunlight can kill the whole scene if it's not calculated properly.

The tent is glowing white, but her pussy is almost dark. Didn't anyone check the lights?

 

This, and the ugly school shoes and socks mentioned above kill the movie. This is why I can not suggest it to anyone.

A review of 'Private Fantasies of Samantha Saint (2015)'

I can imagine how the shooting of this movie started: Jules Jordan asked his friends: "Hey, do you want to fuck a beautiful blonde?" This is exactly what this movie is about. Samantha Saint is dressed up in beautiful lingerie at the beginning of the scenes and the male actors are just fucking her. That's it. No twists, nothing to add to the routine, they jsut simply fuck her. One scene contains anal, the other DP, some face fucking, but it's just fucking. In such a high dose, it becomes boring and not interesting at all.

Sure, getting double penetrated by two huge cocks looks good in the movie, but they just go ahead and fuck Samantha who has the same impression on her face every damn time. Anything can happen to her: she getting face fucked, getting a facial or DP'd, she always has that half-dreamy, half lusty look in her eyes. The same is happening in the blowbang scene: she'g going through the cocks like a smiling robot.

And one more thing: she gets a lot of facials. Lots and lots of facials.

A double dose of facial

Facial from a black cock

POV facial

I hope you can see a pattern here. And by pattern I don't mean the cum's pattern on her face...

That's right, another facial

That's not champagne, either.

Seriously, Jordan? These are all your fantasies about Samantha Saint?

Review of 'Asa Goes to Hell (2016)'

I'm a huge fan of Asa Akira. I've watched a lot of movies of her, maybe all, read her book and wrote a ton of reviews about her work. I was excited to see her new movie, especially because she's starring in all the scenes. But I only felt disappointment when I had finally put my hands on it.

Let's review the scenes one by one, going backwards, because this is the order in which these scenes are getting weaker and weaker.

The best thing in the last scene is the cake, really. It's smeared all over Asa's face and even the small figure of the married couple is put into her mouth.

It's not cum, it's just a piece of cake (bad joke, I know!)

Now it's cum with cake.

But anything else in this scene seems just routine. And getting fucked by two huge black cocks which are not hard? I don't understand why you can see this in porn so often. Why don't they just replace the actors?

What's wuth your snake, man?

Then there's a blowbang scene with three latex covered guys proved to be just boring. I mean, Asa does her thing, enjoying the three cocks whose owners can not be identified at all under the latex. And some of them don't really cum on Asa turned face to face, only sideways.

I think the message is too clear here. Porn stars and by them, women are objectified, we get it. Nobody cares about the male performers, we get it. Objectification on the third level, we really get it. But too much objectification turns the scene to a boring jerk-off circle. And listen up: latex doesn't look good on fat guys!

Sge's clearly an acrobat, but the guys are clearly not.

There are two other scenes which feels like fillers: an anal scene without any good-looking anal pose, and a lesbian scene with a voyeur guy who does absolutely nothing. The first scene contains even less: Asa masturbates while a couple is kissing in the background. That's right, they are kissing. And even Asa's high heels are just a normal black business-like pair, not even too sexy.

And we don't get any answer on the question raised by the title: why is Asa Akira in hell? Why all those black in every scene? Why is she wandering through the scenes? What will happen with her after the movie ends? These are not answered and somehow I don't even care. Mainly because a simple massage scene with Asa is more promising than this whole movie.

Looking forward to the next Asa-movie - I hope it will be better.

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