I can imagine how the shooting of this movie started: Jules Jordan asked his friends: "Hey, do you want to fuck a beautiful blonde?" This is exactly what this movie is about. Samantha Saint is dressed up in beautiful lingerie at the beginning of the scenes and the male actors are just fucking her. That's it. No twists, nothing to add to the routine, they jsut simply fuck her. One scene contains anal, the other DP, some face fucking, but it's just fucking. In such a high dose, it becomes boring and not interesting at all.
Sure, getting double penetrated by two huge cocks looks good in the movie, but they just go ahead and fuck Samantha who has the same impression on her face every damn time. Anything can happen to her: she getting face fucked, getting a facial or DP'd, she always has that half-dreamy, half lusty look in her eyes. The same is happening in the blowbang scene: she'g going through the cocks like a smiling robot.
And one more thing: she gets a lot of facials. Lots and lots of facials.
A double dose of facial
Facial from a black cock
POV facial
I hope you can see a pattern here. And by pattern I don't mean the cum's pattern on her face...
That's right, another facial
That's not champagne, either.
Seriously, Jordan? These are all your fantasies about Samantha Saint?
I'm a huge fan of Asa Akira. I've watched a lot of movies of her, maybe all, read her book and wrote a ton of reviews about her work. I was excited to see her new movie, especially because she's starring in all the scenes. But I only felt disappointment when I had finally put my hands on it.
Let's review the scenes one by one, going backwards, because this is the order in which these scenes are getting weaker and weaker.
The best thing in the last scene is the cake, really. It's smeared all over Asa's face and even the small figure of the married couple is put into her mouth.
It's not cum, it's just a piece of cake (bad joke, I know!)
Now it's cum with cake.
But anything else in this scene seems just routine. And getting fucked by two huge black cocks which are not hard? I don't understand why you can see this in porn so often. Why don't they just replace the actors?
What's wuth your snake, man?
Then there's a blowbang scene with three latex covered guys proved to be just boring. I mean, Asa does her thing, enjoying the three cocks whose owners can not be identified at all under the latex. And some of them don't really cum on Asa turned face to face, only sideways.
I think the message is too clear here. Porn stars and by them, women are objectified, we get it. Nobody cares about the male performers, we get it. Objectification on the third level, we really get it. But too much objectification turns the scene to a boring jerk-off circle. And listen up: latex doesn't look good on fat guys!
Sge's clearly an acrobat, but the guys are clearly not.
There are two other scenes which feels like fillers: an anal scene without any good-looking anal pose, and a lesbian scene with a voyeur guy who does absolutely nothing. The first scene contains even less: Asa masturbates while a couple is kissing in the background. That's right, they are kissing. And even Asa's high heels are just a normal black business-like pair, not even too sexy.
And we don't get any answer on the question raised by the title: why is Asa Akira in hell? Why all those black in every scene? Why is she wandering through the scenes? What will happen with her after the movie ends? These are not answered and somehow I don't even care. Mainly because a simple massage scene with Asa is more promising than this whole movie.
Looking forward to the next Asa-movie - I hope it will be better.
As I'm writing Office Sluts: Extra Edition and preparing it for its release in 2016 (aside of the antholgies, I haven't published a full book since almost two years - can you believe it?), I already started to hunt for good cover images. Look what I've found:
A little cut here and there, some playing with the lights and putting the title there... How do you like it?
Manon Martin can be the new star of the French porn industry. She's new, she's enthusiastic and sexy. She's playing the main character in two new porn movies, Manon's Parfume and First Orgy for my Wife. But the 'Parfume' movie is much more better then the 'Orgy' one; let me list a few details, why.
The Cast
While the 'Orgy' has mainly fresh actresses besides Manon, the 'Parfume' has the pro French star Anissa Kate in a wild orgy scene.
She's lucky to be able to concentrate on so many things at the same time...
In 'Orgy' there are also the upcoming stars Chloe Lacourt and Cecilia De Lys, while in 'Parfume' stars the Hungarian Anita Bellini
The scenes
The 'Orgy' movie starts with an orgy scene, of course, but it quickly turns into a disappointment. Although the girls are beautiful, the all do the same in most of the shots, furthermore, the positions are also predictable, boring.
Learning from each other...
The next scene, the wedding night is just too slow and romantic, the lesbian one with the toy is simply boring.
The orgy at the end is a little bit interesting, but ends horribly; why are all the actors standing behind Manon? Creepy...
What's with this assembling?
The Story
Is it important for a porn movie to have a straight story? It depends on the genre. In the case of these two, the directors wanted to tell a character development, how a young girl dares to try more and more wild things. The 'Orgy' does it in a too simple way: hubby likes orgies so he organizes wild adventures for her wife. But in the 'Parfume' you have funny little episodes like the one in which Manon interrupts her girlfriend's love making or when her guy dresses Manon in some BDSM stuff in a sex shop but basically nothing happens, teasing the audience.
It's also nice how the first scene is repeated at the end, only with Manon this time instead of Anissa. Nice move, directors Lucas and Bodilis!
So this is why I suggest to watch Manon's Parfume instead of First Orgy for My Wife. Are you convinced? Check out the trailer:
The quality is from the best Private pictures; the locations are well-selected, the lights are well componed, the picture is crystal clear. Perfect for watching at a sexy hotel room or at home, at a hot sommer night...
#2 - It's hardcore
That's why you watch a porn movie, right? To watch some serious hardcore fucking and some kinky shit, if possible. This is exatly what you get from this movie; hardcore fucking with a slight romance, DP, anal pounding, dominance, role playing, a little amateur play, lots of cumshots and a beautiful orgy at the end in which they even wear masks :)
#3 - Nice storyline
The heroine is an erotic author wandering around and experiencing some kinky stuff. And also he falls in love with a gentleman. Okay, it's not Dostoyevskij. But remember, it's a porn movie! At least it doesn't work with boring clichés.
#4 - Nice moves with the handcuffs
The handcuffs are present in almost every scene; they used them when the blonde girl is double penetrated, they put then on a girl's pair of legs at the orgy, they put them on a cock - I have to salute the director Alex Conte for these ideas! Still, they never suggest any kind of restraint, they are just toys - and very pleasurable toys!
#5 - The hottest pornstars
That's right, you can watch the hottest current pornstars of Private performing in this movie: Blanche Bradburry, Anna Rose, Alexis Crystal and many other young fine girls.
Are these reasons enough for you to watch '5 Shades of Private'? I definitely suggest to try it.
